visualmayhem

Today I got paid to sit in a blacklight ball pit and play 3 hours of rock band.

Posted 17 hours ago with 1 note

Last night I learned how to blow smoke rings and smoke filled bubbles while smoking hookah with my bosses at the work BBQ. Best workplace ever?

Posted 1 day ago with 0 notes

Graduation is in 24 days. There are 9 class days left. When the fuck did this happen.

Posted 2 days ago with 3 notes

My boss just asked me to find heavy bass rap to play in our children’s gym. I feel so confused. Suggestions for floor shaking bass music?

Posted 6 days ago with 0 notes
Him: Oh an I love your chromosomes.
Me: An I love your neurons.
Him: An I love your chemical composition.
Me: An I love your axons and your myelin sheath.
Him: Oh an I heard miles of cheese. I love your miles of cheese.
Posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note
Me: You can sleepover on Saturday!
Him: Really? What's the occasion?
Me: They're going to a funeral.
Him: That is so lovely!
Me: ...
Him: Oh god. No. Oh god what have I done!
Posted 2 weeks ago with 3 notes
"And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter— they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in the small cramped dark inside you so long."
— Sylvia Plath

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Today I got to watch the beautiful sniffly mini M color a big flower on printer paper with pastel colored pencils on one side of the table, with M sketching mini M in her big fancy sketchbook full of beautiful FIT approved clothing. They look exactly the same, it was like getting to watch M’s then and now side by side. Coolest part of my day hands down.

Posted 2 weeks ago with 0 notes

Managed to finally acquire and put up curtains in time for assassins stalking week. I got myself some blackout curtains, enabling me to refrain from flashing the entirety of Crow Hill. (Which I may, or may not have been doing for the past few months because I was too lazy to go shopping.)

Posted 2 weeks ago with 0 notes
so I feel like this:


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Posted 3 weeks ago with 13 notes
Me: I actually still have a lot of crap to do, so could you pick me up at like 6:45?
Jenna: Yeah, totally. Then we can cuddle.
Me: Yeah!
Jenna: And maybe you can give me a blowjob while I'm driving.
Me: Yeah totally, sounds good.
Jenna: Alright see you then.
Me: Okay, bye!
Posted 3 weeks ago with 0 notes
Belated easter egg hunt on account of jet lag/laziness. We go hard.

Belated easter egg hunt on account of jet lag/laziness. We go hard.

Tags: #personal
Posted 4 weeks ago with 0 notes
"Sometimes you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book. And then there are books that you can’t tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal."
— The Fault In Our Stars, John Green (via organized-minds)
Posted 4 weeks ago with 42 notes