Today I got paid to sit in a blacklight ball pit and play 3 hours of rock band.
Last night I learned how to blow smoke rings and smoke filled bubbles while smoking hookah with my bosses at the work BBQ. Best workplace ever?
Graduation is in 24 days. There are 9 class days left. When the fuck did this happen.
My boss just asked me to find heavy bass rap to play in our children’s gym. I feel so confused. Suggestions for floor shaking bass music?
Me: An I love your neurons.
Him: An I love your chemical composition.
Me: An I love your axons and your myelin sheath.
Him: Oh an I heard miles of cheese. I love your miles of cheese.
Him: Really? What's the occasion?
Me: They're going to a funeral.
Him: That is so lovely!
Me: ...
Him: Oh god. No. Oh god what have I done!
Today I got to watch the beautiful sniffly mini M color a big flower on printer paper with pastel colored pencils on one side of the table, with M sketching mini M in her big fancy sketchbook full of beautiful FIT approved clothing. They look exactly the same, it was like getting to watch M’s then and now side by side. Coolest part of my day hands down.
Managed to finally acquire and put up curtains in time for assassins stalking week. I got myself some blackout curtains, enabling me to refrain from flashing the entirety of Crow Hill. (Which I may, or may not have been doing for the past few months because I was too lazy to go shopping.)
Jenna: Yeah, totally. Then we can cuddle.
Me: Yeah!
Jenna: And maybe you can give me a blowjob while I'm driving.
Me: Yeah totally, sounds good.
Jenna: Alright see you then.
Me: Okay, bye!
Belated easter egg hunt on account of jet lag/laziness. We go hard.
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